Jul 30, 2015

Some Of the Hilarious Pick-Up Lines You Should Never Use If You Want To Score

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While some lines are as smooth as butter, others are way too funny to impress someone. If you’re trying to pick someone up, we advice you to stay away from these creepy horrible pick-up lines. Just stay simple and the right one will be standing right next to you.

1. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?


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2. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?


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3. I must be a snowflake, ’cause I’ve fallen for you!


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4. Do you have a map? ‘Cause I just got lost in your eyes.


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5. Excuse me, can you give me directions…


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6. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?


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7. My love for you is like diarrhea – I just can’t keep it in


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8. Oh, excuse me, I think you dropped something


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9. Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?


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10. Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world


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11. Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out


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12. Your dad must be a terrorist because he made a bomb


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13. [Put out your hand] Will you hold this while I go for a walk?


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Have you ever been tried out with some of the hilarious fetish pick-up lines? Or did you try to impress the boy/girl with some cheesy pick-up lines? Comment below and share in some of the worst yet funny pick-up lines you came across so far.

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